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Monday, April 30, 2012
Friday, April 27, 2012
Wednesday, April 25, 2012
Ah Sheeyit! This my JAM!
Throwbacks!
Yesterday I randomly thought of the singer Jewel then had a quick high school flashback of songs that reminded me of her that I haven't heard in YEARS! Then I went home on my lunch break today and the movie Can't Hardly Wait was on that reminded me even more of my high school days, and I knew it was fate that I had to listen to some old jams.
So thanks to this darling innovation of finding historic information through technology we call GOOGLE, I found a few that might take you back and put a smile on your face (especially if you were a 15 year old girl in 2001).
Soul Decision - Faded (This was my JAYUMMM!)
After I started listening to this song I was laughing so hard thinking about how cheesy it is and how much I loved it!
Lumidee - Never Leave You
Samantha Mumba - Gotta Tell You (and her other famous songs that I was totally obsessed with!)
The Calling - Adrienne
Dream - He Loves You Not
Puddle of Mudd - Control (which I often called Muddle of Pudd after drinking my Smirnoff Ice)
oh yeah, I was hardcore!
Adema - Close Friends
Sugar Ray - Answer the Phone
Greed - Godsmack
Yesterday I randomly thought of the singer Jewel then had a quick high school flashback of songs that reminded me of her that I haven't heard in YEARS! Then I went home on my lunch break today and the movie Can't Hardly Wait was on that reminded me even more of my high school days, and I knew it was fate that I had to listen to some old jams.
So thanks to this darling innovation of finding historic information through technology we call GOOGLE, I found a few that might take you back and put a smile on your face (especially if you were a 15 year old girl in 2001).
Soul Decision - Faded (This was my JAYUMMM!)
After I started listening to this song I was laughing so hard thinking about how cheesy it is and how much I loved it!
Lumidee - Never Leave You
Samantha Mumba - Gotta Tell You (and her other famous songs that I was totally obsessed with!)
The Calling - Adrienne
Dream - He Loves You Not
Puddle of Mudd - Control (which I often called Muddle of Pudd after drinking my Smirnoff Ice)
oh yeah, I was hardcore!
Adema - Close Friends
Sugar Ray - Answer the Phone
Greed - Godsmack
Tuesday, April 24, 2012
Real quick,
next time you're talking to someone from Arizona, check and see if they hiss the "s" in their words.
My cousin brought it to my attention last night that people from AZ hiss the "s" in their words. Then when 5 of us were all talking we couldn't help but try and not hiss the S and then sounded like our parents from Chicago who talk at speeds of 230mph.
We're just a bunch of ssscaly Slytherinsssss.
My cousin brought it to my attention last night that people from AZ hiss the "s" in their words. Then when 5 of us were all talking we couldn't help but try and not hiss the S and then sounded like our parents from Chicago who talk at speeds of 230mph.
We're just a bunch of ssscaly Slytherinsssss.
Wednesday, April 18, 2012
Kanye is Pissed
"After being accused of calling Kim K "his Beyonce," Kanye is setting the record straight. He's pissed words were put in his mouth comparing Kardashian with his best friend and collaborator Jay-Z's wife, Beyonce. " -Your Tango
First of all, It's funny that someone finally managed to piss of KANYE instead of vice versa.
Second of all, I felt it highly appropriate to generate this meme:
First of all, It's funny that someone finally managed to piss of KANYE instead of vice versa.
Second of all, I felt it highly appropriate to generate this meme:
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| God bless the internet! |
Tuesday, April 17, 2012
Monday, April 16, 2012
I got served
So apparently I'm not exactly waitressing material... Well at least not for an Asian restaurant with nagging owners and almost all senior citizen clientele. I was about to break an old man hip this weekend.
Friday night after my shift all I could think about is how I didn't want to go in on Saturday afternoon for my next shift, and then realized I was already unhappy with this second job after a week. My second job should be something fun that I enjoy and look forward to go to, not one that I'm dreading. I know not all work is fun, but it should be enjoyable. Especially after hearing another server tell me how miserable he was working there and he hated it, I decided I wouldn't be that way for a few reasons:
1. A server who is not happy with their job, should NOT serve. Bad overall experience for the customers = bad tip or no tip and that's just a waste of everyone's time.
2. I'm expecting a lot of changes for my full time job within the next couple of months and if all goes smoothly with that, I won't need a second job at all.
3. Now I have a whole 9 days of serving experience and I'm off to the next sports bar with my low cut t-shirt on to show off all of my acquired skills.
Okay, that last one is a joke... Unless my full time job screws me over and I have no choice but to go work in a sports bar for some extra cash which kind of sounds fun, but I don't know. What I do know is that I have a whole new level of respect for servers (not that I've ever been a jerk to people who serve), and I tip my hat to you all!
Friday night after my shift all I could think about is how I didn't want to go in on Saturday afternoon for my next shift, and then realized I was already unhappy with this second job after a week. My second job should be something fun that I enjoy and look forward to go to, not one that I'm dreading. I know not all work is fun, but it should be enjoyable. Especially after hearing another server tell me how miserable he was working there and he hated it, I decided I wouldn't be that way for a few reasons:
1. A server who is not happy with their job, should NOT serve. Bad overall experience for the customers = bad tip or no tip and that's just a waste of everyone's time.
2. I'm expecting a lot of changes for my full time job within the next couple of months and if all goes smoothly with that, I won't need a second job at all.
3. Now I have a whole 9 days of serving experience and I'm off to the next sports bar with my low cut t-shirt on to show off all of my acquired skills.
Okay, that last one is a joke... Unless my full time job screws me over and I have no choice but to go work in a sports bar for some extra cash which kind of sounds fun, but I don't know. What I do know is that I have a whole new level of respect for servers (not that I've ever been a jerk to people who serve), and I tip my hat to you all!
Friday, April 13, 2012
Is that you, Beatrix Kiddo??
Don't let your children watch this (Unless they're 30 & still living with you. AND they pay for the internet, then I guess you can let them, otherwise you are being taken advantage of). Okay now watch:
Little Red Riding Hood is Black Mamba?
Ree! Ree!! Ree!!! Ree!!!!!!
You know what today is...
DISCLAIMER for those of you who are under the age of 30 and happen to have fun plans with your friends for the night:
Okay so serious question: What is with movie producers picking on people under the age of 30 for all horror films. Can the young generation please get a fecking break and someone throw a movie out there where a bunch of people going through their mid-life crisis' get brutally murdered; say maybe after they get their cool new tattoos and buy their new Harley and then horror strikes on their first bike run? Hell, I'll even settle for a film based off a mass murder at the senior citizen rec center.
LET MY PEOPLE LIVE PARAMOUNT PICTURES!
- DO NOT go anywhere isolated with just your small group of drunk / high off your asses friends.
- DO NOT HAVE PREMARITAL SEX! You WILL die a slow and agonizing death before you get to finish.
- DO stretch those leg muscles before you go out, that way if your being chased by a psychopath killer you are prepared to run for your life. Literally
- DO carry some mace or some sort of defense mechanism that will give you a head start run.
- DO NOT trip like a dumbass if you are running from a psychopath killer & if your friend trips... you'll always have memories of them before that night.
- If you are not Caucasian: DO NOT be the only minority within your group of friends. Deranged killers love small groups of white people.
- And once again, DO NOT HAVE PREMARITAL SEX! You WILL die a slow and agonizing death mid hump!
Okay so serious question: What is with movie producers picking on people under the age of 30 for all horror films. Can the young generation please get a fecking break and someone throw a movie out there where a bunch of people going through their mid-life crisis' get brutally murdered; say maybe after they get their cool new tattoos and buy their new Harley and then horror strikes on their first bike run? Hell, I'll even settle for a film based off a mass murder at the senior citizen rec center.
LET MY PEOPLE LIVE PARAMOUNT PICTURES!
Thursday, April 12, 2012
Swamp Ass
We are human.
We eat, drink, pee, poop & sweat whether you want to admit it or not.
Sweat happens and there's nothing you can do about it unless you pay for botox (as I once seen in a REALLY old MTV show).
I know there are other freak human beings out there, unlike myself, that when working out do not sweat like they're in Miami on a hot & humid summer afternoon. Hell, my body temperature rises & I get all flustered after my first alcoholic beverage, so that goes to tell you how much I sweat when I am actually TRYING to break a sweat. It's gross but whatever, I don't have money for botox so I deal with it.
Now everyone sweats differently and more or less in different places than others, but I just want to put something out there for the women & men who go to the gym wearing GRAY workout shorts or pants:
NOT.
CUTE.
Please do not put your swamp ass on display for the public.
It amazes me how many people actually wear any other color bottoms than black to the gym & have no shame about their swamp ass. Maybe they think they don't sweat that much? Hopefully they re-evaluate themselves again once they get home from the gym or at least see the sweat on their shorts/ pants when taking them off.
I know it looks sexy to some people to have that glistening from their neck, arms or legs after a good workout, but I'm pretty sure there's nothing sexy about a wet area near your ass. Please keep it to black bottoms at the gym whether you think you sweat a lot or not.
Thank you.
We eat, drink, pee, poop & sweat whether you want to admit it or not.
Sweat happens and there's nothing you can do about it unless you pay for botox (as I once seen in a REALLY old MTV show).
I know there are other freak human beings out there, unlike myself, that when working out do not sweat like they're in Miami on a hot & humid summer afternoon. Hell, my body temperature rises & I get all flustered after my first alcoholic beverage, so that goes to tell you how much I sweat when I am actually TRYING to break a sweat. It's gross but whatever, I don't have money for botox so I deal with it.
Now everyone sweats differently and more or less in different places than others, but I just want to put something out there for the women & men who go to the gym wearing GRAY workout shorts or pants:
NOT.
CUTE.
Please do not put your swamp ass on display for the public.
It amazes me how many people actually wear any other color bottoms than black to the gym & have no shame about their swamp ass. Maybe they think they don't sweat that much? Hopefully they re-evaluate themselves again once they get home from the gym or at least see the sweat on their shorts/ pants when taking them off.
I know it looks sexy to some people to have that glistening from their neck, arms or legs after a good workout, but I'm pretty sure there's nothing sexy about a wet area near your ass. Please keep it to black bottoms at the gym whether you think you sweat a lot or not.
Thank you.
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Wednesday, April 11, 2012
Hey!...
I know every other website you go to has already informed you of the return of Anchorman, but I wanted to just throw this gif out there.
This is almost exactly what my sister & I did upon hearing the news:
Tuesday, April 10, 2012
After watching
One episode of Dance Moms, I don't ever, eva eva eva eva...
EVER...
Wanna hear another cot damn story about a parent getting arrested for disciplining their child in public. That mental & emotional abuse is socially acceptable for tv, so I think if a kid throws a temper tantrum at the store & gets spanked for it, all you dumbass people reporting that crap need a nice warm glass of shut the hell up!
Lights out Phoenix!
EVER...
Wanna hear another cot damn story about a parent getting arrested for disciplining their child in public. That mental & emotional abuse is socially acceptable for tv, so I think if a kid throws a temper tantrum at the store & gets spanked for it, all you dumbass people reporting that crap need a nice warm glass of shut the hell up!
Lights out Phoenix!
When I reach that point with someone fairly new to my life
that doesn't quite understand my humor or laugh at my jokes because they just look at me like:
Then I have to just tell them:
Wakey, Wakey
Eggs n Bakey!
So lately I've been noticing a trend on social media that show people using clever sentences to label their iPhone alarms that wake them up. Here's an example:
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| Guess I know what happens now since I haven't read the book. |
Here's another from my friend Dita that cracked me up:
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| Oh so true. |
So I decided to get in on the fun.
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| Did I get the fuck up at 6? Nah, I decided to snooze for another hour & rush to work so my morning would seem more exciting ;) |
Happy Tuesday planet Earth!
Thursday, April 5, 2012
Tuesday, April 3, 2012
Must Share
“Put yourself out there and give yourself permission to suck.
That’s not to say you should try to suck, but you have to give yourself permission to allow for the possibility of sucking. Without sucking, you’re never going to find your boundaries, and you’ll never push through those boundaries.
That’s all it is. Constantly bumping into walls you do not think you can climb and then climbing until you get over them. There’s no mystery to it, no magic. It’s about dedication and constantly trying to improve.”Michael Ian Black, interview on The Rumpus
That’s not to say you should try to suck, but you have to give yourself permission to allow for the possibility of sucking. Without sucking, you’re never going to find your boundaries, and you’ll never push through those boundaries.
That’s all it is. Constantly bumping into walls you do not think you can climb and then climbing until you get over them. There’s no mystery to it, no magic. It’s about dedication and constantly trying to improve.”Michael Ian Black, interview on The Rumpus
Please Allow Myself,
To introduce... Myself
Hey there, remember me? I know it's been quite sometime since I've actually posted some thoughts, words and pictures of my own on here, but I'm not sorry... you bitches ain't nobody!!!!
Totes Kidding!!! You guys (whoever you are, as in most likely ONE person) are awesome and I am very sorry because I know you can't live another day without my wise words to guide your life.... right down the drain.
Anyways, this year has already slapped me sideways and tossed me around like a one dollar hooker in Vegas, but I'm enjoying it. Guess I finally know what I want to do with my life now... So since my last sincere post was about New Years resolutions and getting this mess of a life together, I figured I'd update y'all on just a few of my goals and achievements:
Hey there, remember me? I know it's been quite sometime since I've actually posted some thoughts, words and pictures of my own on here, but I'm not sorry... you bitches ain't nobody!!!!
Totes Kidding!!! You guys (whoever you are, as in most likely ONE person) are awesome and I am very sorry because I know you can't live another day without my wise words to guide your life.... right down the drain.
Anyways, this year has already slapped me sideways and tossed me around like a one dollar hooker in Vegas, but I'm enjoying it. Guess I finally know what I want to do with my life now... So since my last sincere post was about New Years resolutions and getting this mess of a life together, I figured I'd update y'all on just a few of my goals and achievements:
- Go to church EVERY Sunday - Not proud of myself on this one, it's been 4 or 5 weeks since my last church appearance.
- Exercise at LEAST 4 times a week and eat healthy - another disappointment; this week I'm back on track after my birthday month celebration (don't judge, there's no reason you should celebrate your birthday for ONE day) and have taken it upon myself to deactivate my "social internet life" that way I can focus on my goal and not be distracted by all the fun everyone else will be having, while I'm just eating salads & sweating like a pig... I want to cry thinking about it, but I can cry when I'm a skinny bitch.
- Get my financial stabilities together - This is one goal that I have accomplished and have been doing pretty good with. I even got myself a part time waitressing job that I start this weekend (raising the roof y'all) so I can finally have a shithole apartment to call my own. Fingers crossed that I don't get fired on day one!
- Limit my alcohol intake to special occasions - Like most of my other goals, I only lasted a good month and a half on this one. I have been drinking almost every weekend and family event since February and that's not good folks! So since I'm going to be in my own little world of full time work, exercise, part time work and sleep for the next couple months I'm not going to have time for any alcohol intake and that is fabulous. Oh yeah, and I didn't puke on my bday celebration night! Holler!
- Read more books - Honestly, the last book I read was the booklet attached to the liquor bottle I was drinking out of... the shame
- No Douchebags - Well, this one I've aced because I've managed to block out any and all men that approach me. I should probably start responding to them soon before I am told "I heard you were a lesbian now" again... yes AGAIN, I was told that by an old friend I ran into about a year ago. I should've maneaten his ass to let him know that I'm strictly dickly!
So, now you know my year has been fairly decent & eventful and is only getting better from here!! Blink 182 wasn't messin' around with that song Dammit lol
Hope you guys have done better in the New Year Resolution department than I have!!
Hope you guys have done better in the New Year Resolution department than I have!!
Exes & Oh's hoes!
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