Oh Happy Friday!!!!!

I got the flow

Y'all gotta go

So getcha bags so we can go

ho ho

Ooooh Oooooh ow ow

NOW.

Thank you! Thank you!

While the rest of the country

is reading on Ways To Keep Warm, I spent 10 minutes this morning debating on whether I should bust out my spring wedges for work.

Finkle is EINHORN!!!!!!!!!

You all remember how Einhorn is really a man... well now there's a theory that Jay-Z must be a secret drag queen.

Someone who has plenty of YouTube time (like myself) but actually really, really, really, REALLY likes Nicki Minaj & Jay-Z enough to play with their music has discovered something super creep! Super creep, super creepinnn' yow!
Ok I'm done being Rick James, but check this out.

When people whine to me about small things

Oh Baby I'm A Rock Star!

So last night I went with my sister, brother, and their children to eat at Burger King so the kids could play in the questionably sanitary play pen. After I ordered my food, this country song popped in my head & I was jammin' out to it in my mind when the cashier hands over my cup and I go to fill it with iced tea. I then walked over to the condiments station and I'm focusing on shakin' my sugar packet to the beat of the song when out of my peripheral vision I see my niece walk up next to me to get a straw. So I start singing out loud, and for the last few words of the song I turn to her to sing straight to her face only to realize she's most definitely not my niece, but the older lady who was in line behind me and about the same height as my niece...
After about 2 minutes of laughing uncontrollably, I immediately apologized and she assured me it was no problem but American Idol better watch out for me.
I knew I had the potential!!!!!!!

B!tch I'm the BOMB

like bitch, BITCH!

Yes, I have a lot of down time at work to make drawings on my coworkers whiteboards.

I do what I can to bring a smile to other's faces.

ManEating Chronicles: Crazy Boy

Crazy Boyyyyyyy dontcha know that I'm scared of youuuuuu.. 

me: GOD! CB is going to let me eat him alive

Daria: ?

 me: He's making it so obvious that he really wants to date to me, possibly put a ring on it and I'm like ehhh I guess I can use you for now lol

 Daria: Ewww doesn't he have kids??

me: Check your mail, I forwarded our chats from today & yesterday. And yes, KIDS. As in more than one =/

  

 Daria: He's a douche and he's not funny, I know you weren't really "lmao"

me: lol I was a lil bit... Yesterday I was laughing more, but today I'm just laughing AT him like NIGGA PLEASE!Daria: GINA!!! He said YAY and put a <3, Please dismiss him immediately

 me: HA! I'm just talking to him as a friend, he'll understand that sooner or later

 Daria: Is he a girl?

   'Cause this thing: ?!?!?Has GOTS to gome: I know! It's like calm down nig!

Daria: My brain was spinning reading that convo... All those typos

 me: Calm yourself IagoooooDaria: I'm gonna jump on your facebook and be like HEY Gina!!!! What are you doing?!?!?!?!?! Get on the gangster so we can chat!!!!!!!!! Okay?!?!?!?!? <3What a loooooooser

Remember Crazy Boy?

me: Member when CB was trying to get at me & everything he said was !?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?

  

 Daria: LMFAOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

  So what are you doing Gina?!?!?!?!?!

 me: LMFAOOOO!?!?!??!!?!?!Daria: omg that was the funniest shit ever!!! we were like why is he yelling? why's he so mad?

 me: That's why I always laughed whenever he said something. It wasn't even funny but the fact that he had to make it SERIOUS was like dag, calm down!

Daria gets a dose of Crazy

Daria: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNINGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!! it's HUMP DAY!!!!!!! did you get your weekly HUMP???

  NO??!?!?!?!?!

  neither did I!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 me: ?!?!?!?!?!?

  

 Daria: asap

  how was your night tell me everything

 me: ? I didn't do anything. You tell me about YOUR night

Daria: welllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll CRAZY crazy crazy crazy assssss usuallllllllllll

 me: can you please take a fucking xanax or something to calm the fuck down?

Daria: LMFAO FAAAAAAAAAAAACK YOU!!!!!!!!! don't hate on my energy

  HATER

me: Now you know what CB feels like everyday!?!?!??!?!

 Daria: YES ACTUALLY I DO?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!me: LMAO ok tell me about your night and try to keep each word limited to only 3 repeated letters

Ok, it's confirmed... Daria is a Crazy Girl

Daria: omgomgomg

  ARE WE GOING TO JIMBOS THIS WEEKEND?!?!me: CB????

  Is that you

 Daria: lmfaooooooooooooooooooo

 me: ???

 Daria: you bitch

Don't You Just Hate It

when you read instructions for just about anything on the internet that DOESN'T come with a video showing the How-To? It's like c'mon, you know we are so reliant on the internet because it already does everything for us and has made us so damn incompetent so you should know that we NEED visuals! If you're going to show off your creativity on the internet & share instructions, just make a video showing us how for the rest of us clueless folks out there.

Thanks.

For My Boss

There are no other words....

than HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Seriously, what the hell? Are half of the women even enjoying this???