Who wants to go?

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Offer Letter for new position came thru

Carry on people who have too much time on their hands

Go Ahead

It almost upset me to see

how much beer these two wasted, until I realized it was Old Milwaukee beer.
Carry on with the tramp passes.

Hey, Pass Me A Beer! from Almost Twins

La-la-la Love it

How my friends keep coming up to me saying one of the following:
"So you should check... Oh wait, you're not on fb"

"Did you see that po... nevermind"

Friend: "OMG (insert friend name) is so annoying on fb. But I guess you wouldn't know" 
Me: "Yeah that's why I don't have one anymore. So I don't have to sit around and care about shit that doesn't affect me whatsoever."

It's amazing how much less & completely insignificant information I have since deactivating my account.
Get on that RL ("real life" -as my nerd friend Tom Ace would say) people!

Daria calls me to confirm her good news:

Us doing our happy dance

It's not just autocorrect that can make a text awkward anymore

"We talk about falling in love. What’s wrong with that sentence? 

Falling.

When you love yourself, you don’t fall. You stand on two feet." -glamour.com

Flickr

Littering and... littering annnnddd

So it's my time of the year that I am forced to throw money at the state by renewing my car registration and tags, but this year I'm going to pimp my hooptie by getting a custom AZ Diamondbacks license plate. It's all a very simple online process but the only trouble I'm having is trying to figure out what and if I want it to say something other than the normal jumble of letters and numbers that the system gives you by default.

This makes me think of how a friend and I who often carpooled were talking about all the different phrases and words on our fellow AZ citizens license plates like "TRUEDAT" and "DAWG" that just make you laugh and wonder if they are serious or a joke. We agreed that one day we were going to order custom plates for our own vehicles that said something respectably ghetto like either "OHFSHO" or "BLEEDAT" or even "TELLDAT".

Well ladies and gents, that day is today! Dreams DO come true!!!!!!