ManEating Chronicles -Red Flag Guy

me: UGH!!! GOODNESS GRIEF! That guy textd me again!
Slater: lmao what did he say now?
me: "you are not going to texts me back and say 'its okay i am not bothering you'? guess not lol have a good day bye"
WTF pyscho!
Slater: WHOA! RED FLAG!!! Right on his forehead! What a deuche
me: What a crazy!! Like seriously? What if im busy at work, not that I am, but what if I WAS?!
Slater: Real talk.
He's basically having a convo with himself, but texting it to you.

Oh yes he diiiiiiiid

So I have no idea who Andrew WK is or what music he makes, but he sounds like a keeper.

Advice Seeker: I’m dating a guy who refuses to give up on his dreams of rock stardom. While it’s admirable in a way, I need a little bit more stability if we’re going to make this work. How can I gently break this to him?

Andrew WK: Don’t you dare say anything to him about giving up his dream. You’re not the right person for him. Never ask someone to give up on their dream just so you can feel more stable. It’s his choice and his choice alone, no matter how ridiculous his dream may seem to you, or to society, or even to himself. Dreams make humans into self-realized individuals. Your only responsibility is to love everything about him, including his dreams. The idea of “making this work” sounds more like a way to make his life more boring and predictable. At worst, it’s a genuine sadistic desire to control someone else because your own life feels out of control — or a cruel need to dominate and break someone’s spirit for the sake of your own peace of mind. Look for stability and peace of mind inside yourself, and not in your relationships or the dreams of others

www.thefrisky.com

So True

Hilar

Kobe Bryant is a psychopath

Papa Roach or Papa Dough?

I absolutely despise these people on fb

Yes, we're all "stalkers" to a certain extent on Facebook.
Yes, it's possible to stumble on anyone's page out of curiosity.
No, I (nor probably 90% of the rest of people on Facebook) don't give two shats about where you work. If you really "have stalkers" & wanted to keep it a secret, you can hide that information all together on your page which you already know cause you obviously hid everything else.

Please get over yourself.
Thanks,
-The World

Ever since I posted about Artax...

all I can think about when watching this sad clip is how that horse felt in real life.... Like, we know this is a movie and it's all acting, but does this horse know that?
He's probably freaking the feck out thinking maybe he really is drowning! How do they make him stay still? Is someone holding him to make it appear he's sinking or maybe he's in some sort of contraption that doesn't let his legs move???
I just feel bad for him... He's probably so confused with this kid crying & screaming at him, pulling his reigns & this horse is like "Omigaw, I'm drowning! Pull me out!!!" or maybe he's like "You sonofabitch quit pulling my reigns, I'm stuck here!". Or maybe he just really is an acting horse?
Can we get an E! True Hollywood story follow up on this horse and his commentary already? I'm about to have an anxiety attack and contact PETA.

We've all been there

When you're reading something that is so good, you feel like you just lost your horse Artax to the Swamp of Sadness.

Wass Up My Ni Gah

I love this guy TimothyDeLaGhetto, subscribe to him on YouTube! Or don't! I don't give a fraggle rock!

Random Rememberings of my weekend

Yes, I just made that word up: rememberings instead of memories

1.) I asked a man who was "not gay" if he had a boyfriend which then lead to him asking me all of my reasons as to why I thought he was gay and he still denied even though I drunkenly insisted he was. Talk about AWKWARD!
2.) I ate a popsicle called "Mexican Product". Spicy.As.Funk.
3.) I realized I belong nowhere even close to Mill Avenue unless "I don't give a shit if I make out with an 18 or even 17 year old" as my PIC stated.