Come On Little Miss & Do The Twist

Lately there have been quite a few situations I've been in where one of those giant straws that twirls & twists (preferably in green), would it make my life a lot easier.

1. When I'm driving around and don't want to let go of the wheel to take a drink. 
2. When I'm just too lazy to sit up while I'm laying on the couch, and my cup is on the floor. Insert giant twirly straw and boom, problem solved.

I guess you could just have a really long straight straw, but the twisty ones in cool colors that take like 30 seconds just to get your beverage in your mouth just look more appropriate. 

Plus drinking from a straw prevents beverages from staining those pearly whites ;)