Eating Jack In The Box is like sleeping with your ex. I feel horrible afterwards, & I'm always drunk when I do it.
I wonder if "Sober Me" knows that "Drunk Me" can moonwalk?
Whenever I get sick, I get my immune system drunk so it will fight anything.
To the person who decided that the package containing scissors can only be opened with scissors: fuck you.
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