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DISCLAIMER for those of you who are under the age of 30 and happen to have fun plans with your friends for the night:

• DO NOT go anywhere isolated with just your small group of drunk / high off your asses friends.
• DO NOT HAVE PREMARITAL SEX! You WILL die a slow and agonizing death before you get to finish.
• DO stretch those leg muscles before you go out, that way if your being chased by a psychopath killer you are prepared to run for your life. Literally
• DO carry some mace or some sort of defense mechanism that will give you a head start run.
• DO NOT trip like a dumbass if you are running from a psychopath killer & if your friend trips... you'll always have memories of them before that night.
• If you are not Caucasian: DO NOT be the only minority within your group of friends. Deranged killers love small groups of white people.
• And once again, DO NOT HAVE PREMARITAL SEX! You WILL die a slow and agonizing death mid hump!

Okay so serious question: What is with movie producers picking on people under the age of 30 for all horror films. Can the young generation please get a fecking break and someone throw a movie out there where a bunch of  people going through their mid-life crisis' get brutally murdered; say maybe after they get their cool new tattoos and buy their new Harley and then horror strikes on their first bike run? Hell, I'll even settle for a film based off a mass murder at the senior citizen rec center.

LET MY PEOPLE LIVE PARAMOUNT PICTURES!