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Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Eating Jack In The Box is like sleeping with your ex

Eating Jack In The Box is like sleeping with your ex. I feel horrible afterwards, & I'm always drunk when I do it.

I wonder if "Sober Me" knows that "Drunk Me" can moonwalk?

Whenever I get sick, I get my immune system drunk so it will fight anything.

To the person who decided that the package containing scissors can only be opened with scissors: fuck you.

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Tuesday, January 3, 2012

For Serious

Make Mistakes, Just Don't Get Crazy

I hope that in this year to come, you make mistakes.

Because if you are making mistakes, then you are making new things, trying new things, learning, living, pushing yourself, changing yourself, changing your world. You're doing things you've never done before, and more importantly, you're Doing Something.

So that's my wish for you, and all of us, and my wish for myself. Make New Mistakes. Make glorious, amazing mistakes. Make mistakes nobody's ever made before. Don't freeze, don't stop, don't worry that it isn't good enough, or it isn't perfect, whatever it is: art, or love, or work or family or life.

Whatever it is you're scared of doing, Do it.

Make your mistakes, next year and forever.

Neil Gaiman

The Awful Truth

How judgmental are we as a society? lol Guess you better step out into the world dressed to impress.

Confessions Of A Nerd Break Room

So this morning while getting my fix of crack aka coffee in our break room, I walked in on some of my coworkers talking about what they did for their New Years Eve. Well apparently I missed the first half of a crazy great story because all I heard was:

"Then the guy goes outside with his 45 and starts shooting in the parking lot. The police weren't too friendly with him. He had too much holiday cheer. You know, too much of that little white line holiday cheer..."

A few moments of awkward silence later the guy just grabbed his coffee and walked out without saying anything more.

I wish these break room walls could talk.