A male coworker just walked by and I noticed that he had some small white thing on his back pocket of his black pants. I tell him to come back and of course teases me for checking out his ass so I disappointed him and pointed out that a big white spot on black pants would catch anyone's eyes.
His hands are full so he turns around and I informed him "I'm not fondling you, just helping you out" when I pull the string off he says "WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE!! I work out!". This guy is 41.
I am literally shaking my head. Literally.