1.
While I was walking to meet a friend before church, before noon, wearing a dress: “Yeahhh, walk of shame!!!”
6.
Drunk Girl: "So, when are you due?"
Me: "I'm not pregnant."
Drunk Girl: (shocked) "No! You're TOTALLY pregnant!"
Me: "...I'm. Not. Pregnant."
Drunk Girl: (confused) "...Are you SURE?"
Me: "I'm going away now."
9.
Halloween. My girlfriend was dressed as a Bavarian beer maid and I, also female, was dressed as a fairy. We took our kids up to one door.
A middle aged woman gave the kids some candy and said, "A beer maid. You need bigger boobs."
Then looked at me. "And you," she said. "You're supposed to be a girl, right?" "Everyday," I said.
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