Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Ever since I posted about Artax...

all I can think about when watching this sad clip is how that horse felt in real life.... Like, we know this is a movie and it's all acting, but does this horse know that?
He's probably freaking the feck out thinking maybe he really is drowning! How do they make him stay still? Is someone holding him to make it appear he's sinking or maybe he's in some sort of contraption that doesn't let his legs move???
I just feel bad for him... He's probably so confused with this kid crying & screaming at him, pulling his reigns & this horse is like "Omigaw, I'm drowning! Pull me out!!!" or maybe he's like "You sonofabitch quit pulling my reigns, I'm stuck here!". Or maybe he just really is an acting horse?
Can we get an E! True Hollywood story follow up on this horse and his commentary already? I'm about to have an anxiety attack and contact PETA.


Tuesday, February 28, 2012

We've all been there

When you're reading something that is so good, you feel like you just lost your horse Artax to the Swamp of Sadness.


Wass Up My Ni Gah

I love this guy TimothyDeLaGhetto, subscribe to him on YouTube! Or don't! I don't give a fraggle rock!


Monday, February 27, 2012

Random Rememberings of my weekend

Yes, I just made that word up: rememberings instead of memories

1.) I asked a man who was "not gay" if he had a boyfriend which then lead to him asking me all of my reasons as to why I thought he was gay and he still denied even though I drunkenly insisted he was. Talk about AWKWARD!
2.) I ate a popsicle called "Mexican Product". Spicy.As.Funk.
3.) I realized I belong nowhere even close to Mill Avenue unless "I don't give a shit if I make out with an 18 or even 17 year old" as my PIC stated.

idk why, but i am strangely fascinated with this movie

Maybe because it truly concerns me of how well Christian Bale plays this character.

American Psycho 

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Thug Life

About a month ago my twin nephews had their birthday party and at one point of the party I remember walking up to the jumper to look at the kids going crazy in there. Well my nephew runs up to the net I'm standing by and he's all jacked off his candy/cake/birthday adrenaline rush then says "You can't see me!!" while waving his hand in his face. I started laughing then thought to myself "Someones parents are listening to a little too much Tupac while driving their kids around".
After telling my sister the funny story I then found out that he got the saying from a famous wrestler, John Cena, who says that a lot, buuuuuuut I'd still like to think he just likes jammin' out to Tupac.



Happy 100th Birthday Arizona


I am in love with my home state Arizona.
Our summers may be hot & dry, but that just means there's more opportunities for fun things to do outside and the rest of our year is unbelievable weather. We can take a 2 hour drive up North to Sedona or Flagstaff to cool off with a gorgeous scenery or make it an extra couple of hours to see the Grand Canyon. We may not have an ocean front view, but we are 4 hours from a Mexican beach & 5 hours from a California beach. If you're feelin' lucky, Sin City is only a short 4 hour drive away for a weekend adventure.

I've always said I want to travel the world and move to different places, but Arizona will always be my Home. Just the scenery of it all is what makes me appreciate it more... like the sunset, it never ceases to amaze me especially with all of the mountain surroundings.

The only bad thing I can honestly say about Arizona, is the people that move here from out of state and constantly complain about it. So after I kindly tell them to go back where they came from if they hate it that much, I can go back to admiring my amAZing home.

Showin' The Love

My work sure knows how to show their love for their employees. This morning we had a special treat waiting for us upon our arrival...
Heart Balloons At Everyone's Desk
Donuts, Chocolate & Coffee
Adorable Napkins
Valentine Card Station
Cubicle View
Holdin' Down The Love

On top of all the lovely office decorations, we had breakfast catered & free massages set up for this afternoon. 
Not only was this a super sweet treat for us, but it really did put me in a better mood being a single gal on this Lover's Day. 
Happy Valentine's Day xoxo

Friday, February 10, 2012

Oh Happy Friday!!!!!

I got the flow
Y'all gotta go
So getcha bags so we can go
ho ho
Ooooh Oooooh ow ow
NOW.

Thank you! Thank you!

Thursday, February 9, 2012

While the rest of the country


is reading on Ways To Keep Warm, I spent 10 minutes this morning debating on whether I should bust out my spring wedges for work.


Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Finkle is EINHORN!!!!!!!!!

You all remember how Einhorn is really a man... well now there's a theory that Jay-Z must be a secret drag queen.

Someone who has plenty of YouTube time (like myself) but actually really, really, really, REALLY likes Nicki Minaj & Jay-Z enough to play with their music has discovered something super creep! Super creep, super creepinnn' yow!
Ok I'm done being Rick James, but check this out.

When people whine to me about small things


Oh Baby I'm A Rock Star!

So last night I went with my sister, brother, and their children to eat at Burger King so the kids could play in the questionably sanitary play pen. After I ordered my food, this country song popped in my head & I was jammin' out to it in my mind when the cashier hands over my cup and I go to fill it with iced tea. I then walked over to the condiments station and I'm focusing on shakin' my sugar packet to the beat of the song when out of my peripheral vision I see my niece walk up next to me to get a straw. So I start singing out loud, and for the last few words of the song I turn to her to sing straight to her face only to realize she's most definitely not my niece, but the older lady who was in line behind me and about the same height as my niece...
After about 2 minutes of laughing uncontrollably, I immediately apologized and she assured me it was no problem but American Idol better watch out for me.
I knew I had the potential!!!!!!!

Tuesday, February 7, 2012

B!tch I'm the BOMB

like bitch, BITCH!
Yes, I have a lot of down time at work to make drawings on my coworkers whiteboards.
I do what I can to bring a smile to other's faces.

ManEating Chronicles: Crazy Boy


Crazy Boyyyyyyy dontcha know that I'm scared of youuuuuu.. 

me: GOD! CB is going to let me eat him alive
Daria: ?
 me: He's making it so obvious that he really wants to date to me, possibly put a ring on it and I'm like ehhh I guess I can use you for now lol
 Daria: Ewww doesn't he have kids??
me: Check your mail, I forwarded our chats from today & yesterday. And yes, KIDS. As in more than one =/
  
 Daria: He's a douche and he's not funny, I know you weren't really "lmao"
me: lol I was a lil bit... Yesterday I was laughing more, but today I'm just laughing AT him like NIGGA PLEASE!Daria: GINA!!! He said YAY and put a <3, Please dismiss him immediately
 me: HA! I'm just talking to him as a friend, he'll understand that sooner or later
 Daria: Is he a girl?
   'Cause this thing: ?!?!?Has GOTS to gome: I know! It's like calm down nig!
Daria: My brain was spinning reading that convo... All those typos
 me: Calm yourself IagoooooDaria: I'm gonna jump on your facebook and be like HEY Gina!!!! What are you doing?!?!?!?!?! Get on the gangster so we can chat!!!!!!!!! Okay?!?!?!?!? <3What a loooooooser



Remember Crazy Boy?

me: Member when CB was trying to get at me & everything he said was !?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?
  
 Daria: LMFAOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
  So what are you doing Gina?!?!?!?!?!
 me: LMFAOOOO!?!?!??!!?!?!Daria: omg that was the funniest shit ever!!! we were like why is he yelling? why's he so mad?
 me: That's why I always laughed whenever he said something. It wasn't even funny but the fact that he had to make it SERIOUS was like dag, calm down!



Daria gets a dose of Crazy

Daria: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNINGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!! it's HUMP DAY!!!!!!! did you get your weekly HUMP???
  NO??!?!?!?!?!
  neither did I!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 me: ?!?!?!?!?!?
  
 Daria: asap
  how was your night tell me everything
 me: ? I didn't do anything. You tell me about YOUR night
Daria: welllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll CRAZY crazy crazy crazy assssss usuallllllllllll
 me: can you please take a fucking xanax or something to calm the fuck down?
Daria: LMFAO FAAAAAAAAAAAACK YOU!!!!!!!!! don't hate on my energy
  HATER
me: Now you know what CB feels like everyday!?!?!??!?!
 Daria: YES ACTUALLY I DO?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!me: LMAO ok tell me about your night and try to keep each word limited to only 3 repeated letters


Ok, it's confirmed... Daria is a Crazy Girl

Daria: omgomgomg
  ARE WE GOING TO JIMBOS THIS WEEKEND?!?!me: CB????
  Is that you
 Daria: lmfaooooooooooooooooooo
 me: ???
 Daria: you bitch

Monday, February 6, 2012

Don't You Just Hate It

when you read instructions for just about anything on the internet that DOESN'T come with a video showing the How-To? It's like c'mon, you know we are so reliant on the internet because it already does everything for us and has made us so damn incompetent so you should know that we NEED visuals! If you're going to show off your creativity on the internet & share instructions, just make a video showing us how for the rest of us clueless folks out there.

Thanks.