Thursday, December 22, 2011

So last night the first Toy Story was on TV

(yes I watch children's movies on a weekly basis) and when I walked passed the TV, it was on the scene of the little evil neighbor kid Sid, whose parents probably put him in serious therapy after the first movie if he ran and told everyone he shit his pants because toys started talking to him. Then I started thinking how TS3 ended with Andy going to college cause he's all growed up, which got me to wondering what ever happened to this Sid character. E! True Hollywood Story needs to get the update on Sid, but you're in luck for now because I think I have it pretty much all figured out. Read on.


After his traumatic experience, Sid was convinced that his little neighbor Andy and his possessed toys lived in a real poltergeist house. He spent the next few years of his junior high & high school being teased as the neighborhood crazy for telling the story to everyone. The tables turned and now he was the one who was constantly bullied so he was sent to a small alternative high school to graduate. He then turned to the crack pipe to deal with his issues. His neighborhood lost it's value (which was the reasoning behind Andy's move) and became the new ghetto. Andy's old vacant house become the new crack spot where he performed crazy voodoo rituals worshipping toys so they would be at peace with him. He was eventually arrested and incarcerated for breaking and entering into Disneyland with intent to kill Mickey Mouse because they toys told him they needed the ultimate sacrifice.

Wow... 

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