I Have A Dream...

Where all beer will be calorie free & exercise equipment will be considered a tax write off.
 All cute shoes are priced under $60 & never hurt your feet after dancing all night. 

Where there is no work on Mondays during football season & every Friday is always free mani/pedi days. 

Ladies night is acknowledged at ALL businesses.

And of course, All Men can & will be eaten equally.

That is my dream America.